1. dangruchy:

    if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

    (via ericka5sos)

     

  2. stiles2014:

    i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

    (Source: calumfcrnia, via ericka5sos)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     

  3. klefable:

    "u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

    ok but consider this

    • i fucking love eyeliner

    (via life-iz-great)

     

  4. coffeeandcastiel:

    austriea:

    man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

    write a book

    (via life-iz-great)

     

  5. silvertongue-turnedtolead:

    theannieplanet:

    so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
    so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
    a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
    the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

    image

    (via life-iz-great)

     

  6. "Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."
    — Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

    (Source: unusual-entities, via im-your-wicked-uncle-moonie)

     

  7. rapniall:

    everything bout you is that song that come up on shuffle at the right moment and it makes u wanna clean ur room, take a shower, find a man, marry that man, have kids, exercise, fight a man, and do better

    (via literallyrad)

     

  8. lindsaylohoean:

    how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

    (via pornyboy)

     

  9. cashtns:

    irwankers:

    arseluke:

    dirtbgs:

    peacelovemuke:

    heartbreakirwin:

    cyaluke:

    reblog this or ashton irwin won’t cuddle with you.

    i’m not taking any chances

    i tried scrolling past this, but nope.

    never ever???

    image

    A+ gif use right there

    2nd time rebbloging this today im not taking any chances

    stop bringing this back

    (via dimplesmcsassmaster)

     

  10. secretlymisha:

    i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

    (via life-iz-great)

     

  11. ladychadwick:

    Happy Friendship Day!!! I hope one day we can meet each other. I don’t know what would I do without you. Even though we don’t talk anymore I still love you all so much <3333

    sorry if i forgot someone

    (via inspiringstrombros)

     

  12. "

    1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

    2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

    3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

    4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

    5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

    "
    — (via sexsplosive)

    (Source: aumoe, via inspiringstrombros)

     

  13. Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

    fuckedup-mindbodyandsoul:

     

    lordelgay:

    I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

    (via uuunconditional)

     

  14. karstaags-kooky-kastle:

    No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

    That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

    Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

    (Source: the-death-of-beely-ridondo, via uuunconditional)