1. plantcuddles:

    my motto: treat urself like hot shit even if u actually look like a tired 13 yr old

    (via clitorusandra)

     

  2. youredarrenfreakingpotter:

    My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
    He said people never knew how to respond

    (via bubbleheaded-blonde-bimbo)

     

  3. taylorwifts:

    IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

    (via wesleystrombang)

     

  4. kohwala:

    sansaofhousestark:

    australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

    because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

    because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

    straya

    (via clitorusandra)

     

  5. notlostonanadventure:

    bewbin:

    if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

    he would be ur fed ex 

    I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

    (via bubbleheaded-blonde-bimbo)

     

  6. meloetta:

    why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

    when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

    (via clitorusandra)

     
  7. god-damn-demetria:

    dirtyjanoskiansimagines:

    still-fighting:

    mirandarph:

    The Trevor Project

    1-866-488-7386

    Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

    image

    It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged

    Ellen’s part always gets me

    (Source: nicedynmite, via hotbandimaginesandsmut)

     

  8. dr4g0nfire:

    If hitting someone else wouldn’t heal your bruises, why would you put down one body type to uplift another? Curvy love is wonderful, but don’t ever call thin people emaciated, sick looking, over muscular, gross, etc. No matter how many rolls or ribs sticking out, keep your negative comments to yourself.

    (via hotbandimaginesandsmut)

     

  9. "Act my age?
    What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
    What do I care how old I am?
    The Ocean is old as fuck.
    It will still drown your ass with vigor."
    — the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

    (Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via ericka5sos)

     

  10. Reblog this if you started worrying about your weight before you were even 16

    lifeisehh:

    accidentallyslippingaway:

    rachel-dared-me:

    numeralsoftheblindprophets:

    superwholokean:

    I think I was about 11 maybe 12. Me and my mum went on a diet together for the first time.

    im not even 16 yet and im really self concious about my tummy flab

    My mom has been begging me to diet with her since I was 8…. EIGHT!!!

    12

    7

    (via dimplesmcsassmaster)

     

  11. spankzen:

    rules…

    follow Spankzen

    send me anything joke, comment, just anything

    must have a face/about me page

    reblog

    you’ll get…

    ship: Luke| Calum | Ashton | Michael | Niall | Harry| Zayn | Louis | Liam

    best friend:Luke| Calum | Ashton | Michael | Niall | Harry| Zayn | Louis | Liam

     

  12. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

    • asking someone to be patient
    • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

    (via f---u--c-k)

     

  13. nervoushiccup:

    I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

    image

    he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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    He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

    hey

    you know what sounds good

    a sandwich

    (via f---u--c-k)

     

  14. I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

    (Source: dallasharry, via sprinkleofgorgeous)

     
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